1." Who iz Band Bunny?"

THE LEGEND OF BAND BUNNY©:

Band Bunny waz born once upon a starry night in a wykkedly mystikal place... legend haz it her first wordz were "boy bandz sux!". Band Bunny started skhool like all other bunnyz, eager to make new friendz and share her kollection of vinyl recordz. but while Band Bunny sang along to radio clash, the other bunnyz played with baby dollz, e-z bake ovenz, and Barbie.~BARBIE SUX!~ Band Bunny wazn’t like other bunnyz. she didn’t understand why the bytchez bekame upset when she dyed Barbie'z hair pink, accessorized her with tattz and piercingz and had Barbie dump Ken.~KEN SUX!~so she stole her brother'z tapez and blasted the clash, sex pistolz, and the doorz while karving sid vicious' intialz in her skhooldesk with her lipring, all the while dreaming of a world where bunnyz were free to wear fishnetz, speak their mindz, and live beyond the narrow confinz of the stepford bunnyz.

az Band Bunny grew and her voluptuous mind expanded, she decided she didn't want to be a stepford bunny. Band Bunny knew she waz destined for far greater thingz. so Band Bunny threw out all the traditional bunny shit (cookbookz, apronz, pearlz, and ironz) and gathered up her bunny gear (stereo, fishnetz, black eyeliner, and doktorate degree) and hit the road in search of fun, other band bunnyz and sykk muzik.

if you look closely, you kan find Band Bunny at almost any kool spot...concertz, clubz, roller derby, muzeumz...and if you listen even kloser you might hear her skream: "SHIT, I'M BAND BUNNY-- ENJOY YOURSELVZ BYTCHEZ"©!

2. "What doez Band Bunny do?"

Band Bunny iz the hot and sexy rock 'n roll grrl who getz interviewz with all the hottest bandz, hangz with rock starz, givez fanz the inside skoop on all that iz lokal muzik, helpz bandz find gigz/studioz/fanz and knowz all the durt on the lokal Atlanta muzik scene.

3. "How do I book Band Bunny?"

For Appearancez, endorsementz, sponsorship ratez, & to book Band Bunny kontact: 678-575-1010 or email: info@bandbunny.com

4. "I need to know more about Band Bunny..."

BAND BUNNY LUVZ:

loud muzik, piercingz on guyz, driving with the windowz down/acup/blastin' sykk muzik, hello kitty, fall, rolling rock, wicked stilettoz, diamondz, handcuffz, confident men, being happy, having a good time, newcastle brown ale, nice forearmz, doing what i want, diet wild cherry pepsi, black hair & blue eyez, guyz who smell good, gettin' to the point, laughing, lenticular theory, babeez, skull & crossbonz, tattooed boyz, drummerz, strong womyn, tulipz, pyramid beltz, black, hot boyz, skinny jeanz, the wind blowin', pink, the beach, sunglassez, tim armstrong, punx, politicz, lead singerz, when you smile, brake dust coverz, limewire, electronic post-it notz, thorlo boot sox, red lipstikk, trent reznor, margaritaz, being in luv, kissing, tall guyz, roller derby, my car...

BAND BUNNY HATZ:

dust rock, compromizing, pretentious chemz, ass-kisserz, religous hippocritez, apathy, liarz, haggard chix, womyn who get MRS degreez, she-hag, hag'z scag, crveni vrats, star-fukkerz, people who hurt kidz, insincerity, boyz scared of strong womyn, humveez, george what-the-fukk bush, student loanz, the glass ceiling, being called "honey" or "dear", stick-grrlz, war, condescending people, speedbumpz, tweaked out moronz, bandz who don't bathe!, men with "TDS", banana hammockz, windsuits, whiny chix, indecision, excusez, billz, bluetooth-wearing dudez...

BAND BUNNY'Z SHEROZ:

momz, joan jett, gloria steinem, brody dalle, me, naomi wolf, courtney love, grlz who don't take shit, gertrude stein, thelma & louise, atlanta rollergrlz, madonna, you, patty smyth, scarlett o'hara, kathleen hanna, debbi harry, kim gordon, angelina jolie, all the band bunnyz-in-training --keep your tailz up grlz!!